This file has humor about various countries and regions in the United States. For humor related to a particular state see the Specific Destinations file. Also see the Travel file.


You May Be a Canadian If...

Multiple Locations

At these Fahrenheit Temperatures:

Heaven And Hell

Heaven Is Where...
The chefs are Italian
The lovers are French
The police are English
The mechanics are German
And the Swiss keep the whole thing running.

Hell Is Where...
The chefs are English
The lovers are Swiss
The police are German
The mechanics are French
And the Italians keep the whole thing running

Tips for Northerners Moving South

You live in the Deep South when...

You live in the Midwest when...

Rejected but Realistic State Mottos